Thursday, March 26, 2009

About Me

Hello all, my birth name is Al Hakam Abdul-Wahhab. I am 31 years old, and I am currently a commander in the Rupublic of Gilead. I have short silver hair and stand at six feet tall. Due to customs rule, I am ordered to wear a buttoned down jacket in public in this country.

My favorite pastimes and hobbies including walking, having sex, and hanging out with other fellow commanders. I especially enjoy keeping gaurd out for violators of the customs rule, and love to get people in trouble.

I have recently experienced large amount of nightmares and dreams during my sleep in the past few months. A few nights ago, I had a dream that I was diagnosed with nine STD's from having sex with so many handmaids. I was really upset about this, and because of my infections, I was hung in front of a crowd of people. The last pleasant dream I remember was about a week ago when I was sitting on the beach with my old wife and children who were taken away from me after the party siezed control of what used to be the United States.

1 comment:

  1. Wow nice, very to the point :)
    This commander seems like kinda a self centered jerk though haha

    Yayyy blog comments!!

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